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#511699 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Posted by rr05 on 01 January 2020 - 10:21 AM

Happy New Year you fart smelling, liver lipped, lice infested, rat testicled sonsabitches!!! 

From my dungeon to yours...rr05

#511698 Shitty Iowa Football Coach

Posted by rr05 on 20 December 2019 - 01:44 PM


Wasn't it Fry that came up with the idea to paint the visitors locker room pink? Innovation mf'ers innovation. Wouldn't you like to have been in the room for that conversation?

Fry:"Guys I've got a great idea to upgrade our shitty program."

Asst. Coach #1:"Sounds great Coach, we going to find better talent?"

Asst. Coach #2:"Or are we going to try new schemes and techniques?"

Fry:"Nope fellas, I'm going to paint the visitors locker room pink!!!"

Asst. Coach #3 (Bill Snyder)"Fuck it I'd rather coach at Kansas St."

that's gold jerry


The mug is round, the jar is round, why do they call it Ovaltene?

#507300 It's Game Day! You sniveling wildebeests!

Posted by rr05 on 13 October 2018 - 01:19 PM

New punter Armstrong sticks one at 1 yard line. This is really gonna be heartbreaking

#506169 FUCK the SEC

Posted by rr05 on 08 January 2018 - 04:46 PM

Dilly dilly

#506107 SF recruiting thread

Posted by rr05 on 12 December 2017 - 10:35 PM

Hoping Williams flips from wisky and think there is decent chance if NU stays on him. This is just my opinion but I think Mapieu is a reach. Have spoken to people who have watched him play and have not been overwhelmed by his play at York. I think Frost will hit the in-state kids hard but how many in state kids can he offer per year and if he wants them to walk-on how many will take other D1 offer (free school) over pay for schooling? That is a fine line that Osborne was able to walk but with the NFL teams now having the ability to find kids at Northwest Academy of Pyro Tech it isn't a sure thing anymore. 

#505214 Holy buckets of Moose urine. Commit #11

Posted by rr05 on 23 May 2017 - 06:36 PM

Mario Goodrich

4* athlete

Lee's Summit, MO

#504434 So I'm pretty sure it's game day...

Posted by rr05 on 30 December 2016 - 04:18 PM

I would execute Banker first.

#504416 So I'm pretty sure it's game day...

Posted by rr05 on 30 December 2016 - 12:27 PM

I love the sounds of Beth's moans in the morning.

#502910 Hank Hughes, d line coach

Posted by rr05 on 06 February 2016 - 07:55 AM

Evidently Riley is digging up an old friend/coach from his OSU days to replace him. Hughes was not part of the OSU to NU purge that Riley created last year. Jason Peter tweeted that Riley should get former husker John Parella on staff. 

#502429 Oh yeah...

Posted by rr05 on 30 November 2015 - 09:25 PM

Hip, hip, hooray

#501337 Post game thoughts

Posted by rr05 on 26 September 2015 - 07:01 PM

We're not very good. I've never been able to figure out how stubborn coaches can be. Clearly there are issues with the defensive backs and what they are being coached to do. As a coach I would try something different. I know a pass rush would help but even I can see when NU is going to blitz with my fat ass parked in my recliner so I'm guessing any qb can figure it out as well. I'm glad Eichorst has made us Oregon St. East. because of the tremendous success a majority of these coaches experienced in Beaverland. I can handle 3-4 off the OSU staff coming in because they know what Riley wants. But no reason Steele and/or others shouldn't have been hired. I didn't expect a national or conference title in the 1st year but I did expect improvements in the penalty and turnover categories for this team. And the penalties have gotten worse and it seems like the turnovers show up at piss poor moments of the game. I'm gonna continue to be a husker fan but Banker is on my list. I have more to say but I am going have some Bud Lights and hopefully watch Bielema get his Razorback ass handed to him. 

#501274 Go back to bed..its game day.. Meh

Posted by rr05 on 26 September 2015 - 01:02 PM

Newby get your ass upfield and quit juking!!

#500630 Beep, Beep, Zip, Tang Commit #15

Posted by rr05 on 15 August 2015 - 03:23 PM

3* WR J.D. Spielmen

#496524 NU/Rutgers game thread

Posted by rr05 on 25 October 2014 - 11:25 AM

Josh Mitchell leader in stupid coon award

#496288 Nebraska vs Northwestern thread

Posted by rr05 on 18 October 2014 - 07:02 PM

Hate to brag but I kept lots of fat chicks very happy