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#508235 Mizzou just found out how important they aren't

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 01 February 2019 - 11:48 AM

Long-gone tutor biting their ass.

#507810 Urban's gone rural

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 10 December 2018 - 12:02 PM


Why do I get the feeling the Meyer hate would suddenly end if NU hired him as HC....?

Goddamn right.

Or Brian Kelly who won his second coach of the year award this decade today. Bwhahahhaahhaha



Nope.  Kelly's a dick, regardless.

#507468 Another Commit Spree

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 31 October 2018 - 11:11 AM

Love the legacy commits, especially 6'3' DBs...

#507203 LOTR question

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 03 October 2018 - 11:50 AM

You guys creep me out.

#506567 RIP Augie Garrido

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 21 March 2018 - 11:10 AM

Fuck Texass


Right there...

#506549 Two Rednecks & a Weed Eater!

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 15 March 2018 - 06:07 PM

Two rednecks, Jimbo and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jimbo turns to Bubba and says, “You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education.Tomorrow I think I'll go to Community College and sign up for some classes.”


Bubba thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jimbo goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic..


'Logic?' Jimbo says. 'What 's that?'


The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'




'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'


'That's true , I do have a yard '


'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'


'Yes, I do have a house.' '


And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'


'Yes, I have a family.'


'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be heterosexual.'


'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'


Excited to take the class now, Jimbo shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar.


He tells Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.


'Logic?' Bubba says, 'What's that?'


Jimbo says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weedeater?


' 'No'


‘Then you're a queer.’



#506368 Why Oprah for President

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 07 February 2018 - 08:01 PM

Hi, I'm Oprah. 

I'm the spokesperson for Weight Watchers but can't control my weight.

I tell you how to run your marriage but I can't commit to marriage.

I tell you how to raise your kids but I don’t have any.

I am very spiritual, but don’t go to any church or identify as Christian.

Even though I knew about Weinstein and the casting couch, I was silent, but I support the Me Too movement.

I am racist to the core, but blacks can’t really be racist, so that doesn’t count.

I’m black and female, so I check all the boxes.

I praised Denmark for their Socialism, though I am a billionaire due to Capitalism, the economic system that allowed a dirt-poor child from Mississippi to rise to world-renowned fame and wealth.

The first time I openly endorsed a presidential candidate it was a black one, Obama.

Before a black candidate, I was not political.


Vote for me, and I will give you transformational change, the kind you got from Obama!

#506192 Simple logic test

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 31 January 2018 - 04:39 PM

(1) Isn’t it weird that in America, our flag and our culture offend so many people, but our benefits don’t?


(2) How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans - when illegal aliens are receiving a free education?


(3) Only in America are legal citizens labeled “racists” and “Nazis,” but illegal aliens are called “Dreamers.”


(4) Liberals say, “If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it’s worth it.” Well, then, if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn’t that be worth it?


(5) I can’t quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country, - but consider it punishment to be sent back there.


(6) The Constitution: It doesn’t need to be rewritten, - it needs to be reread.


(7) William F. Buckley said: “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view, and are then shocked and offended when they discover that there are other points of view.”


(8) Joseph Sobran said: “‘Need’ now means wanting someone else’s money. ‘Greed’ means wanting to keep your own. ‘Compassion’ is when a politician arranges the transfer.”


(9) Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, - but some people still insist the last one was due to climate change.

#505920 Scott Frost discussion

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 06 November 2017 - 06:23 PM

Ain't no accountability.  Ain't that nice?



WTF happened to NU's vaunted S&C program?  My old scrawny ass arms are bigger and stronger than gates.  Or maybe the whole bunch put together.  Jeebus H. Christo.

#505827 Just One More Thing...

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 18 October 2017 - 05:46 PM

from an email:


Just one more thing on ObamaCare Repeal.
Since only 8 million people have ObamaCare, how will 24 million people die if it is repealed? Will 16 million people be randomly shot?

Just one more thing on Donald Trump.
If Donald Trump deleted all of his emails, wiped his server with Bleachbit and destroyed all of his phones with a hammer, would the Mainstream Media suddenly lose all interest in the story and declare him innocent?

Just one more thing on equal pay.
If women do the same job for less money, why do companies hire men to do the same job for more money?

Just one more thing on Sanctuary Cities.
If you rob a bank in a Sanctuary City, is it illegal or is it just an Undocumented Withdrawal?

Just one more thing on ISIS.
Each ISIS attack now is a reaction to Trump policies, but all ISIS attacks during Obama's term were due to Climate Change and a plea for jobs.

Just one more thing on the London 'Lone Wolf' terror attack.
After the London 'Lone Wolf' terrorist attack government officials have arrested at least eight other 'Lone Wolves' who had conspired with the
original 'Lone Wolf' in planning the 'Lone Wolf' attack. Even though all involved are Muslims, you can be assured, the 'Lone Wolf; attack has nothing
at all to do with Islam, just like the other 1000 plus 'Lone Wolf' attacks
by Muslims, are completely unassociated with Islam.

Just one more thing on Entitlements.
We should stop calling them all 'Entitlements'.  Welfare, Food Stamps, WIC, ad nauseum are not entitlements. They are taxpayer-funded handouts, and shouldn't be called entitlements at all.

Social Security and Veterans Benefits are Entitlements because the people receiving them are entitled to them. They were earned and paid for by the recipients.

Just one more thing on the Muslim Refugees.
If Muslims want to run away from a Muslim country, does that mean they're Islamophobic?

Just one more thing on The Women's March.
If Liberals don't believe in biological gender then why did they march for women's rights?

Just one more thing on the Russians hacking the election.
How did the Russians get Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the DNC to steal the Primary from Bernie Sanders? How did Russia get Donna Brazile to leak debate questions to Hillary Clinton in advance of the debates?

Just one more thing on Democrats and the Electoral College.
Why is it that Democrats think Super delegates are fine, but they have a problem with the Electoral College?

Just one more thing on the FBI and elections.
If you don't want the FBI involved in elections, don't nominate someone who's being investigated by the FBI.

Just one more thing on Hillary's speeches.
If Hillary's speeches cost $250,000 an hour, how come no one shows up to her free ones?

Just one more thing on Russia manipulating our election.
The DNC is mad at Russia because they 'think' they are trying to manipulate our election by exposing that the DNC is manipulating our election?

Just one more thing on Trump's 'Locker Room Banter'.
Why is it that Liberals and the Media are upset about the words Trump used 11 years ago but they are alright with Adult men using the Ladies Room with your Wives and Daughters and Harvey Weinstein assaulting women while funding the democrats campaigns?

#505660 Top 5 HC Candidates???

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 27 September 2017 - 05:07 PM

I think you meant to say "fuckyoucchorn"


Now get off my lawn :)



Damn Alzheimer's...

#505602 It's all about the Playcalling on Offense

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 20 September 2017 - 06:02 PM

It looked like we had at least a serviceable QB and real potential at WR.  OL supposedly improved and healthy.


It may have appeared that way because they were scrimmaging against the "Blackshirts"...

#505522 Jeez

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 11 September 2017 - 05:36 PM

If you weren't such a Dick... 

#505334 When Insults Had Class...

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 15 July 2017 - 01:24 PM

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.
"That depends, Sir, " said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy ."
-Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
-Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
-William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
-Moses Hadas

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
-Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
-Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one."
-George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
-Winston Churchill, in response

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
-Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
-John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
-Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
-Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
- Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
-Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
-Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
-Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
-Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
-Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
-Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
-Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I'm afraid this wasn't it."
-Groucho Marx

#505274 Keyshawn busted for weed on campus by UNL Police

Posted by johnnyhusker82 on 21 June 2017 - 11:20 AM

Wasn't much a Keyshawn Sr. fan.  Until he handled this.  Respect and props to him.