I was at my bank today; where the line was short. There was just one lady in front of me; an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was very irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady angrily responded: "Fluc you white people, too!"