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#1 RINGKONG

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 05:54 AM

Nu 32
Fumbles 6
Offsides 36
The other team 12

Running has an uncanny ability to mellow the soul, to take the edge off hard feelings, and put things back into healthy perspective.
Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:22 AM

NU 42
Them 10
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What is your favorite color?

Go Big Red!

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 10:52 AM

Cowboys ride horsies
Farmers operate combines
Combines scare horsies

Logically, Huskers win. Let's say 49-20. Go Big Red.

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 11:07 AM

Will the OL have more penalties than the Cowboys have points?
Will we need to be drinking and smoking the joints?
Will the Blackshirts be able to answer the call?
Questions are over, it's time for football!

45-13 for the Huskahz

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 01:35 PM

Ah, the smell of late summer blow outs is floating on the air again.

Fuck poetry.

Although this game will probably make us wax poetic when it's over. Well, most of us.

55-3

Yeah, I said 3.
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:10 PM

The Cowboys beg to differ regarding how shitty our D may be. At least to them.

Nebraska brings the hurt,
upon our new field turf,
if rhyming came easy,
this poem wound sound better.


NU 55
WY 14

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Posted 26 August 2013 - 07:20 PM

What in the Wide wide world of sports is a goin on here?

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Men O Corn 52


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Posted 28 August 2013 - 03:47 PM

Coca cola,
Pig's ass rolla,
Someone fucked the ayatollah,
Rah, rah, lizard shit.

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Cormholees 17

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 09:40 AM

From the west, the horsemen cometh
Their gunslinger well tempered and sharp
Yet they cannot with withstand the scarlet onslaught
Victory comes from pounding the rock

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 12:45 PM

Not the victory but the action;
Not the goal but the game;
In the deed the glory



GBR

NU 42
Wyo 9

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 03:34 PM

The huskers doth struggle
while Barney and Papuchis snuggle.
T-Mart fumbles twice
and Kenny Bell is diagnosed with lice.
13 for the cowboys
37 for the plowboys
You're all a bunch of fairweather fucks!

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:43 AM

Thirteen Ways of Looking At A Husker

I
Among 11 fatass Cowboys,
The only moving thing
Were the legs of a Martinez.

II
I was of three minds,
Like a read option
In which there can be a keeper, a handoff, or a pass.

III
The football whirled in the autumn winds.
It was a small part of the shitty pass play.

IV
A coach and his team
Are one.
A coach and his team and the fanbase
Are one.

V
I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of offense
Or the beauty of defense,
The referee whistling
Or just after.

VI
Fat men filled the trenches
With barbaric grunts.
The shadow of the football
Crossed it, to and fro.
The mood
Traced in the shadow
An indecipherable cause.

VII
O fat men of Lincoln,
Why do you imagine championships?
Do you not see how the football
Bounces around the feet
Of the player about you?

VIII
I know homer accents
And lucid, inescapable ag commercials;
But I know, too,
That football is involved
In what I know.

IX
When the football flew out of sight,
It marked the edge
Of Kenny Bell's range.

X
At the sight of footballs
Flying in a white light,
Even the bawds of Husker Power
Would cry out sharply.

XI
He rode over Wyoming
In cleated feet.
Once, a fear pierced him,
In that he mistook
The shadow of his helmet
For the football on the turf.

XII
The crowd is booing.
The football must be fumbled.

XIII
It was evening all afternoon.
We were scoring
And we were going to score.
The football lay
before the center's hands.


Good guys 49 - Bad guys 17
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Posted 31 August 2013 - 12:05 PM

Fuck...that's pretty good, but you are biplolar, boy.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 05:02 PM

Holy shoot. That's something else.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 05:34 PM

I don't get it.....

Running has an uncanny ability to mellow the soul, to take the edge off hard feelings, and put things back into healthy perspective.
Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 05:36 PM

I don't get it.....


He says we're going to win.

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 05:40 PM

I don't get it.....

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