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[mNhhh]

What do you build when money and space are no objects? Well, if you’re Derek Dooley, you put an octagonal MMA cage in your team weight room: “so we can go in and fight and all that stuff,” the Tennessee Volunteers head football coach said.

It’s hard to know if Dooley was serious about the fighting, but he was serious about having a cage. Surely, he won’t lock a couple of linemen in the cage with instructions to choke each other out. But, given that the new, gargantuan athletic football facility at Tennessee would likely leave Caligula green with envy, anything’s possible.

The place won’t open until June, but Dooley is already showing people around. While giving a tour of the 145,000 square-foot, $45 million facility to the Knoxville News Sentinel, Dooley said he only wanted to hear one word from anyone who walked through the doors.

“If they don't go 'wow,' then we haven’t done our job,” Dooley said. “There should be no other comment except 'wow.' That was the only standard I had.”

According to all who have seen it, the building succeeds on that front. There is a restaurant not far from the 7,000 square-foot locker room, which, itself, has 125 lockers with iPod and cell phone charging capabilities along with plenty of room for guys to change clothes without feeling uncomfortably close to their teammates.

Then there is a 3,600 square-foot hydrotherapy room with two hot tubs, two underwater treadmills, and a 40-foot lap pool in addition to a cascading water entryway that looks like the casino lobby at Atlantis.

From there it’s a quick hop to the team meeting room, a 165-seat amphitheater with custom-designed cushioned chairs and a high-definition movie screen.

There are luxurious offices, and meeting rooms. And there is a 120-yard practice field under roof, which is, in turn, just a few steps from the 22,000 square-foot weight room with high ceilings, the latest equipment, a juice bar, and, of course, an Ultimate Fighting cage complete with canvas and door latches (Ring Girls come separately).

“There won’t be one nicer in the country,” Dooley told the News Sentinel. “This building will impact our program more than the stadium. This is where the players live.”

Is it over the top? Of course it is: outrageously so if you consider rising tuition costs nationwide and the budget crises affecting many state institutions. But college football is in a facilities arms race with mutual assured destruction as the only deterrent.

It’s hard to know where it started, but Oregon is as good a bet as any. When Phil Knight and Nike poured untold millions into the Ducks’ facilities — creating a Taj Mahal team facility that included a player lounge with leather recliners and high-def televisions — the Spartan days of white pressboard lockers and one metal hot tub were history.

Then T. Boone Pickens poured $460 million in Oklahoma State, building facilities that became the envy of college football.

Those projects might have been written off as hubris if not for one unassailable fact: both teams started winning. The Ducks and the Cowboys went from so-so programs to national powerhouses in just a few short years.

That set the current arms race into motion, with schools all over the country doing everything in their power to build “wow” into their infrastructure.

The Vols are just the latest.

“Tennessee got behind,” Dooley said. “We did some great things with our stadium, but where the players live . . . we didn't have what we needed.”

In June, they will have everything they need, and much, much more.

[fdbrian]

The ending of this doesn't doesn't have a happy ending.

[johnnyhusker82]

fdbrian, on 18 February 2012 - 08:29 AM, said:

The ending of this doesn't doesn't have a happy ending.

I don't regularly cheer on injuries, but this indeed will not end well.

[Yossarian]

WTF? Organized fights between teammates?

I come up with all sorts of excuses to not send them money when they try to get alumni to contribute. This will be the reason this year...

[RINGKONG]

Yossarian, on 22 February 2012 - 07:29 AM, said:

WTF? Organized fights between teammates?

I come up with all sorts of excuses to not send them money when they try to get alumni to contribute. This will be the reason this year...

i hate you

[Yossarian]

RINGKONG, on 22 February 2012 - 08:22 AM, said:

Yossarian, on 22 February 2012 - 07:29 AM, said:

WTF? Organized fights between teammates?

I come up with all sorts of excuses to not send them money when they try to get alumni to contribute. This will be the reason this year...

i hate you

Why? Because I know the plural of alumnus?

[HuskerFan]

Yoss = Tennessee alum

That explains a lot.

[Yossarian]

HuskerFan, on 22 February 2012 - 11:28 AM, said:

Yoss = Tennessee alum

That explains a lot.

Huskerfan = GED

That explains everything.

[JiggaBo Pelini]

Yossarian, on 22 February 2012 - 01:16 PM, said:

HuskerFan, on 22 February 2012 - 11:28 AM, said:

Yoss = Tennessee alum

That explains a lot.

Huskerfan = GED

That explains everything.

Bwahahahahaha!!!

[HuskerFan]

Yossarian, on 22 February 2012 - 01:16 PM, said:

HuskerFan, on 22 February 2012 - 11:28 AM, said:

Yoss = Tennessee alum

That explains a lot.

Huskerfan = GED

That explains everything.

GED from any ghetto high school >>>>>>> Advanced degree from Tennessee

[RINGKONG]

I see my work is done in this thread. GO VOLS! ROCKY TOP... or sum such shit. wurd

[fdbrian]

2 men enter, one man leaves, 2 men enter, one man leaves, 2 men enter, one man leaves.

[Yossarian]

My work here is finished.