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Oh My GOD! It's snowmaggedon!!!!

Started by RINGKONG, Feb 03 2012 08:42 PM

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#1 RINGKONG

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 08:42 PM

it's snow maggedon..... run for your lives!!!!


seriously shut the fuck up about the snow...

I swear to god, they had some black dude reporter from ketv sent to axtell, ne to report it was raining. jesbus ....

why scare the locals, people???

the black people in the central part of the state NEVER EVER GO SOUTH OF I-80 ... "hey, martha.. is that a 41 on the side of the road?" "Yes, PA, let's take him home, momma needs some mamba!"

poor dude.
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Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 04:57 AM

Omaha has the worst meteorologist in the world.
It better start snowing pretty fucking hard so we can at least get a inch of accumulation .... The sky is always falling with them 😓 get it. I made a funny ... God I am hilarious !!!!!
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Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 10:20 AM

Uh...so how you like them apples now?

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 10:24 AM

View PostYossarian, on 04 February 2012 - 10:20 AM, said:

Uh...so how you like them apples now?

ya,, fuck you ... god dam it , i have scooped my sidewalk 3 times... fucking snow. :|
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RINGKONG SLOWLY DRIVING AWAY OTHER MEMBERS, ONE POST AT A TIME.

Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 11:00 AM

View PostRINGKONG, on 04 February 2012 - 10:24 AM, said:

View PostYossarian, on 04 February 2012 - 10:20 AM, said:

Uh...so how you like them apples now?

ya,, fuck you ... god dam it , i have scooped my sidewalk 3 times... fucking snow. :|

Pretty sure GV is fucked right now. But at least he ain't going to opera.

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 12:22 PM

View PostRINGKONG, on 04 February 2012 - 10:24 AM, said:

View PostYossarian, on 04 February 2012 - 10:20 AM, said:

Uh...so how you like them apples now?

ya,, fuck you ... god dam it , i have scooped my sidewalk 3 times... fucking snow. :|

Me too...and when the snow plow finally comes through the shit is going to result in a four foot berm...

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 12:31 PM

Snow fucking sucks. Everyone out here in the pacific northwest begs for snow every year well this year it came and it didn't stop till we had 12-17 inches depending where you lived followed by freezing rain. Fucked the whole place up falling trees, power lines, telephone poles etc some people without power for over a week in some areas. Fuck snow it sucks.

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 02:34 PM

View Postfdbrian, on 04 February 2012 - 11:00 AM, said:

View PostRINGKONG, on 04 February 2012 - 10:24 AM, said:

View PostYossarian, on 04 February 2012 - 10:20 AM, said:

Uh...so how you like them apples now?

ya,, fuck you ... god dam it , i have scooped my sidewalk 3 times... fucking snow. :|

Pretty sure GV is fucked right now. But at least he ain't going to opera.

:fyoucchorn:

Hey, my daughter wanted to go to the store for some damn reason, and without even bothering me, went and dug her car out all by herself. Thank God the female apple fell a long way from its female tree.
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Posted 04 February 2012 - 07:38 PM

View PostYossarian, on 04 February 2012 - 12:22 PM, said:

View PostRINGKONG, on 04 February 2012 - 10:24 AM, said:

View PostYossarian, on 04 February 2012 - 10:20 AM, said:

Uh...so how you like them apples now?

ya,, fuck you ... god dam it , i have scooped my sidewalk 3 times... fucking snow. :|

Me too...and when the snow plow finally comes through the shit is going to result in a four foot berm...

I'm in Lincoln, what are these "snow plows" that you speak of? Some kind of urban legend? I've never seen one.

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 07:48 AM

View Postlawrencephillips, on 04 February 2012 - 07:38 PM, said:

View PostYossarian, on 04 February 2012 - 12:22 PM, said:

View PostRINGKONG, on 04 February 2012 - 10:24 AM, said:

View PostYossarian, on 04 February 2012 - 10:20 AM, said:

Uh...so how you like them apples now?

ya,, fuck you ... god dam it , i have scooped my sidewalk 3 times... fucking snow. :|

Me too...and when the snow plow finally comes through the shit is going to result in a four foot berm...

I'm in Lincoln, what are these "snow plows" that you speak of? Some kind of urban legend? I've never seen one.

Stop blowing your money on shit trying to compete with Omaha and maybe you can afford one
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Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 08:58 AM

Got back from Arizona yesterday afternoon and I don't see what all the fuss was about. :ninja: Streets were all clear and dry and no snow on the driveway.

I think I need to take a case of beer over to my neighbor for clearing the driveway. Wife was attacking it with a shovel but he saved her a lot of back pain and me a lot of work when I got home.

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 03:05 PM

View PostBDB, on 06 February 2012 - 08:58 AM, said:

Got back from Arizona yesterday afternoon and I don't see what all the fuss was about. :ninja: Streets were all clear and dry and no snow on the driveway.

I think I need to take a case of beer over to my neighbor for clearing the driveway. Wife was attacking it with a shovel but he saved her a lot of back pain and me a lot of work when I got home.

Don't ask how she 'paid' for the services.....
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