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#1 johnnyhusker82

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 10:47 AM

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 08:49 AM

QUOTE(johnnyhusker82 @ Nov 15 2008, 10:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 16 November 2008 - 07:21 PM

Ken - I am st a loss as to what to do about my friends' Dad's teeth. People are constantly staring at him, and I believe it's because his teeth are discolored. They are not actually yellow, but they do have a slight yellowish tint. I believe that if he had them whitened, that would solve the problem. He is aware that people sometimes stare at him, but he doesn't believe it has anything to do with the color of his teeth. I believe that if you agreed with me (that his teeth need whitened), he'd be more likely to do it since you steered his son right on the best pickup truck and on the leveraged buy-out of the local farmers coop here in Bumfuck, Nebraska. I am including a picture so you can see for yourself. Thanks, Ken, as usual.
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 08:46 AM

QUOTE(Yossarian @ Nov 16 2008, 07:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ken - I am st a loss as to what to do about my friends' Dad's teeth. People are constantly staring at him, and I believe it's because his teeth are discolored. They are not actually yellow, but they do have a slight yellowish tint. I believe that if he had them whitened, that would solve the problem. He is aware that people sometimes stare at him, but he doesn't believe it has anything to do with the color of his teeth. I believe that if you agreed with me (that his teeth need whitened), he'd be more likely to do it since you steered his son right on the best pickup truck and on the leveraged buy-out of the local farmers coop here in Bumfuck, Nebraska. I am including a picture so you can see for yourself. Thanks, Ken, as usual.
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Ken says - Yossarian, (D D Did I say that right? What kind of name is that? Are you origanally from the Balkans? - Sorry Ken digresses.) people have been wanting to improve their appearance from the dawn of time. I would have your friend tell his dad that it's time to upgrade his grill and visit one of my new business ventures here: http://www.myhiphopb...old-grillz.html

This will help bring harmony to his apprearance. I am also glad that you have followed Ken's sage advice on the truck and the coop opportunity. Please keep up the good work.

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 09:24 AM

QUOTE(Span Man @ Nov 17 2008, 08:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ken says - Yossarian, (D D Did I say that right? What kind of name is that? Are you origanally from the Balkans? - Sorry Ken digresses.) people have been wanting to improve their appearance from the dawn of time. I would have your friend tell his dad that it's time to upgrade his grill and visit one of my new business ventures here: http://www.myhiphopb...old-grillz.html

This will help bring harmony to his apprearance. I am also glad that you have followed Ken's sage advice on the truck and the coop opportunity. Please keep up the good work.


Sweeeet. Thanks.

BTW, I'm Armenian. My friend's Dad is French.

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 09:25 AM

QUOTE(Yossarian @ Nov 17 2008, 09:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sweeeet. Thanks.

BTW, I'm Armenian. My friend's Dad is French.



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Posted 17 November 2008 - 11:18 AM

This is crap.

I'm the real K-k-k-k-en, and I s-s-s-s-say d-d-d-dental work is overrated.

Superior intellect and b-b-b-b-usiness accumen along with my F-150 and Black Lab are all I've ever n-n-n-n-needed to get a head in life.

Well, those and my Economics dd-d-d-degree from the University of Phoenix.






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Posted 17 November 2008 - 11:25 AM

QUOTE(Ken Peterson @ Nov 17 2008, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is crap.

I'm the real K-k-k-k-en, and I s-s-s-s-say d-d-d-dental work is overrated.

Superior intellect and b-b-b-b-usiness accumen along with my F-150 and Black Lab are all I've ever n-n-n-n-needed to get a head in life.

Well, those and my Economics dd-d-d-degree from the University of Penis.


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