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#1 RINGKONG

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 12:04 PM

i like turkey
i like beer
sleeping by half time
cotton is a queer

n"we lose on national tv with style"u =9
ben franklin's favorite bird = 72

Running has an uncanny ability to mellow the soul, to take the edge off hard feelings, and put things back into healthy perspective.
Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.

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#2 Gargantuan Vermillion

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 12:28 PM

I have better things to do than figure out what rhymes with "touchdown."
Fuck off.

Nebraska 31
Va. Tech 21
Let this abomination unto the Lord begin!

#3 ass master

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 01:11 PM

The Husker defense will shut Tech down,
they may not even score 1 touchdown.
But I believe the score may be,
closer than some may care to see.
It comes late in the 4th quarter,
after we've all pissed our porter,
that Ganz runs for the final score.

NU - 28
VT - 17

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#4 Scrotum McDick

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 01:30 PM

Fuck you,
Fuck off.
Fuck you,
Die.

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VT 21

NEBRASKA, THE HOME OF THE MAROON, SILVER, AND BLACK!


#5 RINGKONG

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 01:42 PM

QUOTE(harstad @ Sep 22 2008, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fuck you,
Fuck off.
Fuck you,
Die.

NU 37
VT 21

you cant reuse poems from last time.

Running has an uncanny ability to mellow the soul, to take the edge off hard feelings, and put things back into healthy perspective.
Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.

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#6 mNhhh

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 02:05 PM

Husker 24
Hokie 20

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#7 Hoosier_Husker

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 02:36 PM

shotgun shells
RINGKONG smells
VT lays an egg

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VT 0


"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."

#8 mNhhh

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 02:43 PM

QUOTE(Hoosier_Husker @ Sep 22 2008, 02:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
shotgun shells
RINGKONG smells
VT lays an egg

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VT 0


Man, I hope you are right.

But you are almost always not.

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#9 Scrotum McDick

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 03:03 PM

QUOTE(RINGKONG @ Sep 22 2008, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you cant reuse poems from last time.


Hmm, you're right.

Fuck Poem's
Fuck You,
Fuck Callahan,
Fuck you again.

Huskers 24
FUck u 23





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#10 5thYearFreshman

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 04:19 PM

Hickory Dickory Dock
Digger can eat Ashton's Cock
LBuff is dead
Go Big Fuckin Red
BoxCunt should stare down a Glock

Oh, was this supposed to be football related?

NU - 31
VT - 17



#11 Yossarian

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 04:21 PM

QUOTE(Hoosier_Husker @ Sep 22 2008, 03:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
shotgun shells
RINGKONG smells
VT lays an egg

NU 31
VT 0


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#12 SKERSRULE

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 06:03 PM

A night game hooray
I have all day to drink and play
I may be short but LBuff is gay

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Nutless Turkeys 17
You win. Fucker. - Yoss to me 7/31/08

#13 Scrotum McDick

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 06:40 PM

QUOTE(5thYearFreshman @ Sep 22 2008, 05:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hickory Dickory Dock
Digger can eat Ashton's Cock
LBuff is dead
Go Big Fuckin Red
BoxCunt should stare down a Glock

Oh, was this supposed to be football related?

NU - 31
VT - 17



Winner!

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#14 Boxcar Willie

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 07:35 PM

QUOTE(5thYearFreshman @ Sep 22 2008, 04:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hickory Dickory Dock
Digger can eat Ashton's Cock
LBuff is dead
Go Big Fuckin Red
BoxCunt should stare down a Glock

Oh, was this supposed to be football related?

NU - 31
VT - 17


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"We don't point the finger around here we point the thumb." Bo Pelini responds after another sluggish offensive performance. Not sure which game since our offense is always fucking awful.

"I think we can be real stout against the run, and I think our secondary is going to be really good. I mean, there's potential for us to have our best defense we've had here." Carl Pelini assesses the 2011 defense during spring ball.

"We play to win Championships. If you don't win a Championship it isn't a successful season." Bo's comments during fall camp 2011.

We didn't win a championship but it isn't always about winning championships." Bo Pelini responds after finishing the season 9-3 and a third place finish in the Legends Division.

"We played sloppy." Bo Pelini responds following 2009 TT, 2009 ISU, 2010 SDS, 2010 A&M, 2010 Holiday Bowl, 2011 CHATT, 2011 Fresno ST, 2011 Wisconsin, 2011 Northwestern, and Michigan 2011.

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 10:27 PM

Vick went to Va Tech
Vick went to Va Tech
Even we can call him a redneck
Dogfighting are you serious?
Oh wait...
Vick is in Jail..
Good news...




NU-21
Fightin Michael Vicks-17
yarrrr

#16 Husker Hunyock

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 07:10 AM

Deep in an outhouse murky pit,
I saw a big pile of turkey shit,
and I pondered the meaning of it all.

The Husker D will bust their jaws,
and shove their nuts down their craws,
Beamer sucks big donkey balls.


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VT 17
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#17 LouisvilleHusker

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 10:40 AM

QUOTE(5thYearFreshman @ Sep 22 2008, 06:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hickory Dickory Dock
Digger can eat Ashton's Cock
LBuff is dead
Go Big Fuckin Red
BoxCunt should stare down a Glock

Oh, was this supposed to be football related?

NU - 31
VT - 17


This should be the one
That others all compare to
Thye is winner now


Fucking Brilliant.


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#18 Yossarian

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 11:30 AM

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she.


Fuck it.
Huskers by 10.

#19 johnnyhusker82

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 10:20 AM

I think that I shall never see
A poem a lovely as a tree
This game was one at which we longed to be
But in our absence NU wins by twenty-three.

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 10:51 AM

Tweedle Dee
Tweedle Dum
If the Huskers don't win this game
May a thousand fire ants crawl up Pederson's bum

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VaTech 17

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