QUOTE(atlHUSKER @ Apr 29 2008, 01:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
yep...and just like that, you've gone a ruined it
Bless me.
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 12:39 PM
Bless me.
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 01:20 PM
QUOTE(ashtonhusker @ Apr 29 2008, 01:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bless me.You have been blessed child. You're special.
Please read and meditate upon Genesis 38: 9-10 (King James Version)
v9 - Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
v10 - And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Bottom line - don't jack around with the Lord.
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 01:28 PM
oh thank you Yoss Almighty.
for some unknown reason I picture you sticking your right index finger in the holy water
and it begins to boil. (what was that Al Pacino movie???)
for some unknown reason I picture you sticking your right index finger in the holy water
and it begins to boil. (what was that Al Pacino movie???)
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 01:29 PM
r. yoss - just stay away from the little boys in your cathedral, assmunch...
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 01:59 PM
QUOTE(ashtonhusker @ Apr 29 2008, 02:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
oh thank you Yoss Almighty.
for some unknown reason I picture you sticking your right index finger in the holy water
and it begins to boil. (what was that Al Pacino movie???)
for some unknown reason I picture you sticking your right index finger in the holy water
and it begins to boil. (what was that Al Pacino movie???)
The Devils Advocate also with Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron and some smoking hot redhead.
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 02:03 PM
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Is this your cathedral?
If so part the Red Sea:
If so part the Red Sea:
I think pretty much every offense in the Big12 parted the red sea last year.
If you raise after the flop with top pair top kicker and get re-raised you should just fold. I hate losing to a set of 3's.
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 02:08 PM
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I think pretty much every offense in the Big12 parted the red sea last year.
We had a great defense last year. Well, that is what some former coach, who shall never be mentioned by name again, told us.
Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8
Psalm 109:8
"Let his days be few; and let another take his office. "
Psalm 109:8
"Let his days be few; and let another take his office. "
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 03:03 PM
5 Fucking Stars.
"Unconditional fucking surrender. It ain't over in Falluja until a bunch a Marines are standing on top of a pile of rubble looking down at any survivors, telling them, 'You shut the fuck up and do what I say. If you behave, maybe in a hundred years we'll give you a casino'".-Sgt Antonio Espera-Generation Kill
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 06:49 PM
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5 Fucking Stars.
Out of 35?
I think Dr. Hawking would be interested in fucking stars, though. Hell, if ya had a strong enough telescope, it would be a helluva show. Maybe it would create a black hole, and no, I am not referring to the ULC.
Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8
Psalm 109:8
"Let his days be few; and let another take his office. "
Psalm 109:8
"Let his days be few; and let another take his office. "
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 06:56 PM
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Out of 35?
I think Dr. Hawking would be interested in fucking stars, though. Hell, if ya had a strong enough telescope, it would be a helluva show. Maybe it would create a black hole, and no, I am not referring to Rev Wright.
I think Dr. Hawking would be interested in fucking stars, though. Hell, if ya had a strong enough telescope, it would be a helluva show. Maybe it would create a black hole, and no, I am not referring to Rev Wright.
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 08:53 PM
I just had a great idea for a way to raise money for RedOut projects. What kind of projects? Things like tranny hookers for LH. Legal fees for Ring. Electro-shock therapy for RedHell. Gas for harstad...
What about this - we sell religious relics on eBay. I know for a fact that our religious pilgrim Tater would pay for a wing-bone from St Paul. Am I right, or am I right??
But wait, the possibilities are endless. What about Bottled Holy Water...Dispensations for Sins...Blessing of Lottery Tickets...Special Communion Beer...Autographed Pictures of Jesus (a big seller in on HP, I'll bet)...White Crosses that glow in the dark...Healing (put one hand on the Bible, and the other on your monitor screen)...Raising of the Dead (Viagra for LBuff)...Miracles (Feeding all of Memorial Stadium with four Runzas and a Kaiser Roll)...Letting Ashton Blow "Gabriel's Horn"...
Can I get an Amen?
What about this - we sell religious relics on eBay. I know for a fact that our religious pilgrim Tater would pay for a wing-bone from St Paul. Am I right, or am I right??
But wait, the possibilities are endless. What about Bottled Holy Water...Dispensations for Sins...Blessing of Lottery Tickets...Special Communion Beer...Autographed Pictures of Jesus (a big seller in on HP, I'll bet)...White Crosses that glow in the dark...Healing (put one hand on the Bible, and the other on your monitor screen)...Raising of the Dead (Viagra for LBuff)...Miracles (Feeding all of Memorial Stadium with four Runzas and a Kaiser Roll)...Letting Ashton Blow "Gabriel's Horn"...
Can I get an Amen?
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:18 PM
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will you get a ring that everyone must kiss?
And so the ape makes out again...
What is your favorite color?
Go Big Red!
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 04:55 AM
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And so the ape makes out again...
sweet.
now where did i put my pope hat?
Running has an uncanny ability to mellow the soul, to take the edge off hard feelings, and put things back into healthy perspective.
Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 07:56 AM
This thread is brilliance.
Fuck you.
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:08 AM
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sweet.
now where did i put my pope hat?
now where did i put my pope hat?
It's a sign from GOD!
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:16 AM
Hey! This shit is working. I just checked and my tax "rebate" check was deposited into my bank account this morning. Praise the Lord.
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:29 AM
^ i know...my company is doing a big lay off today (about 20% of the company)...my boss is even getting cut....but my job is safe.... i shit you not...
Who the fuck is atlHUSKER?
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:33 AM
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^ i know...my company is doing a big lay off today (about 20% of the company)...my boss is even getting cut....but my job is safe.... i shit you not...
good luck with that. scary.
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:43 AM
He's in Atlanta. Must be affirmative action.
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 09:19 AM
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He's in Atlanta. Must be affirmative action.
maybe...shit, i don't know....all i know is today is a fucked up day to be at work, even though i didn't get the cut...kind of a sad atmosphere...
gotta go get some drinks for lunch today, i think...
Who the fuck is atlHUSKER?
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