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#21 atlHUSKER

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:20 AM

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#22 atlHUSKER

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:23 AM

QUOTE(harstad @ Apr 29 2008, 01:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Im going to do it.


me too....i'll from thereon be known as "reverend atl"....thinking of joining some type of angry black church

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#23 Yossarian

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:23 AM

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I heard some juvenile delinquents talking about trampling on your lawn, Reverend Y., to see if you have the power to smite them.


I take this morning's homily from Winchester 30, verse 30: "When trespassing upon another man's property, thou shalt watch thy ass lest thou get a cap busted in it."



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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:27 AM

QUOTE(atlHUSKER @ Apr 29 2008, 12:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
me too....i'll from thereon be known as "reverend atl"....thinking of joining some type of angry black church


In accordance with the church's guidance and blessing, you can form your own church - "whether of stone and mortar or on the internet." Go with God's Blessing and preach the Lord's word.

God is Great. God is Good. Yea God.

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:36 AM

This is almost, but not quite as good as the Scarlet Realm. You really need to have special names for everyone of your disciples, like 5thye and things like that if you really want to have something special.... cool.gif

Year 1 of the Covid-19 era, Scott Frost Husker Reclamation Project...

 

 

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:38 AM

QUOTE(Yossarian @ Apr 29 2008, 12:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In accordance with the church's guidance and blessing, you can form your own church - "whether of stone and mortar on on the internet." Go with God's Blessing and preach the Lord's word.

God is Great. God is Good. Yea God.



The responsibilities of being a minister are becoming apparent. I just received an email asking that I go over to Bellevue and bless a PowerBall ticket. Gotta' run. BTW, my fee for that is 10 percent of any winnings.

God Bless and Keep Thee.

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:39 AM

I shall be known as the "XLI Sodomite"

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:40 AM

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#29 Yossarian

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:41 AM

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This is almost, but not quite as good as the Scarlet Realm. You really need to have special names for everyone of your disciples, like 5thye and things like that if you really want to have something special.... cool.gif


There's already a religious organization like that...it's called the Knights of Columbus.

Plus, I'm not into that Dragons and Dungeons shit...ooops, forgive me Lord.

God Bless Brother Merle...the fucking idiot...oops, there I go again.



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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:42 AM

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I shall be known as the "XLI Sodomite"

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God takes a stern approach to sodomy
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:45 AM

I think that several of our new converts from the warzone need to be purged.
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.

-Thomas Jefferson

#32 mNhhh

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:47 AM

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I think that several of our new converts from the warzone need to be purged.


Sacrificed, even.

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:48 AM

QUOTE(atlHUSKER @ Apr 29 2008, 11:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I shall be known as the "XLI Sodomite"

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Is that what the other prisoners call you?

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:50 AM

QUOTE(atlHUSKER @ Apr 29 2008, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I shall be known as the "XLI Sodomite"

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Be careful, your wife may turn into a pillar of salt.......



or pepper in her case.

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 12:02 PM

QUOTE(Husker Hunyock @ Apr 29 2008, 12:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Be careful, your wife may turn into a pillar of salt.......
or pepper in her case.

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#36 atlHUSKER

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 12:11 PM

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Be careful, your wife may turn into a pillar of salt.......
or pepper in her case.


that was some funny shiiiiiiit.....but as a rev. i'll forgive you for your sins against the black man sleep.gif



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Posted 29 April 2008 - 12:16 PM

this thread is the bestest everrrrrrrrr.



Can naughty nuns apply? cross over to the dark side?




Hell = handbasket.


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#38 atlHUSKER

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 12:34 PM

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this thread is the bestest everrrrrrrrr.
Can naughty nuns apply? cross over to the dark side?
Hell = handbasket.
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yep...and just like that, you've gone a ruined it






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Posted 29 April 2008 - 12:36 PM

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this thread is the bestest everrrrrrrrr.
Can naughty nuns apply? cross over to the dark side?
Hell = handbasket.
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Is she asking you to part her "Red Sea?" Or maybe to help her deal with her "burning bush".
Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8
Psalm 109:8
"Let his days be few; and let another take his office. "

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 12:38 PM

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Is she asking you to part her "Red Sea?" Or maybe to help her deal with her "burning bush".


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