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#1 Scrotum McDick

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 01:37 PM

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Kirksville man accused of switching water bottle's UPC_code with $500 TV

Published: Thursday, April 24, 2008 1:40 PM CDT


KIRKSVILLE - A Kirksville man faces a felony indictment after trying to purchase a LCD television for less than $3 by allegedly replacing its UPC code with that of a water bottle.

Reginald Newman, 44, was indicted Monday by the Adair County Grand Jury and has been charged with attempted stealing by deceit.

According to documents filed in Adair County Circuit Court, Newman allegedly tried to purchase a 26-inch Viore LCD television from Wal-Mart, claiming the UPC code valued at $3.16 was the proper code the television, which normally sells for more than $517.


If convicted, he faces up to seven years in prison, a fine of up to $5,000 or any combination of the two.

He is in custody at the Adair County Detention Center on a $10,000 cash-only bond.

The grand jury also indicted a Novinger, Mo., man on two counts of felony forgery.

David Novinger, 45, was arrested Wednesday for writing checks on two accounts that were not his own.

He is also in custody at the Detention Center on a $25,000 cash-only bond.

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 02:44 PM

Too fucking funny.



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Posted 25 April 2008 - 03:18 PM

This is apparently a new fangled scam. I heard about a bunch of Wal-Marts getting ripped off because they were selling HDTVs for the price of vacuum cleaners due to switched tags. Pretty ingenious since at Walmart, you only have to get it past the 16 year old dipshit at the counter.

Fuck Wal Mart!

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 03:36 PM

I walk around Wal-Mart with extra stickers for $3 bottles of water and whenever I see someone wearing Husker gear I slap it on the TV in their cart.

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 06:56 PM

QUOTE(5thYearFreshman @ Apr 25 2008, 04:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is apparently a new fangled scam. I heard about a bunch of Wal-Marts getting ripped off because they were selling HDTVs for the price of vacuum cleaners due to switched tags. Pretty ingenious since at Walmart, you only have to get it past the 16 year old dipshit at the counter.

Fuck Wal Mart!



Hmm. Must of been 5th.

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Posted 26 April 2008 - 07:01 PM

Proofreading must be a lost art.

Wait, $3.16 is more than $3, right?

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Posted 26 April 2008 - 08:23 PM

QUOTE(LouisvilleHusker @ Apr 26 2008, 08:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Proofreading must be a lost art.

Wait, $3.16 is more than $3, right?

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Thanks to the weakening dollar, no.

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Posted 27 April 2008 - 05:44 AM

QUOTE(harstad @ Apr 26 2008, 10:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thanks to the weakening dollar, no.


I knew I was missing something.


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Posted 30 April 2008 - 03:11 PM

Sounds like NC.

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 07:45 PM

Yeah, it always pays to hire idiots. "40 inch plasma TV for $112, 4 apples $1.18, pack of juicy fruit $.50 - your total is $113.68 have a nice day." Then again, I guess not all WalMart employees are idiots, many of them probably just don't give a shit, because they probably make more selling weed than workin' at WalMart.
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:38 PM

I made more money selling pot than I did delivering pizza although it was sometimes hard to tell since I was doing both at the same time but even still it never made me want to let somebody pay 5$ for an Everything pizza.
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